suspiciousmilk:

does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???

(via tobleyman)

1:12 AM + 13063 + reblog



acidraap:

☽ ☼☯☮ॐ

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

(via the-lovley-randomness-of-life)

1:06 AM + 351616 + reblog



"
I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"

anyone between the ages of 18 and 25

26*

(via lokathor)

(Source: prettyboystyles, via petitcauchemar)

12:48 AM + 84248 + reblog


skypestripper:

its not good sex unless u have to glue ur penis back on

(via orgasm)

7:55 PM + 92400 + reblog

officialwillowpape:

when u dress up for a date in the kim k game and he say u look uglyimage

(via pizza)

7:38 PM + 11280 + reblog

demibloods:

why aren’t we talking about this more.