meteor-falls:

Pewter City Gym

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

(via tobleyman)

7:04 PM + 205571 + reblog

rexuality:

me: wow this is fucked up
vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
me: vagina no
vagina:  ( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡° )

(via heart)

6:38 PM + 243352 + reblog

alegbra:

our savior

siriusblaque:

narcissa malfoy was probably the most powerful occlumens in hogwarts history and nobody knew

she literally stood up to lord voldemort and lied that harry potter was dead and i don’t know about you but if i were an evil ruler i would probably want to triple-check that my nemesis was, you know, actually deceased

voldemort had actual doubts about snape

narcissa swans on by without a whisper, without a second glance

(via wholehearted-melancholy)

2:53 PM + 53755 + reblog
When I’m pouring shots and my friend says she only wants a little bit

whatshouldwecallme:

(via ifollowriverswithfrank)

2:49 PM + 2183 + reblog
13reblog • 23 hours ago

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'i want to give you multiple consecutive orgasms'

(Source: sentimentalslut, via meals-on-wheels)

1:08 PM + 325171 + reblog

vegay:

i love being called lady by people like when kids are in ur way and they’re parents say “let this lady pass” it’s like heck yeah im a lady

(Source: plnts, via stability)

1:07 PM + 354788 + reblog

lacigreen:

WHY ISN’T THIS THE LAW ALREADY ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND ALSO THE WORLD

themethfairy:

I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE

the-goddamazon:

LMFAO GET OUT

roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed